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Sci-Fi/Fantasy Christmas Books That Are Naughty…and Nice

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Published on December 14, 2015

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Need an uplifting sci-fi/fantasy/horror story this holiday? Or a depressing one? We’ve got you covered either way with this list of naughty and nice Christmas tales!

It’s not a complete list. (How could it be? Fiction is forever!) Just a collection of genre books about Christmas, or that take place around Christmas, or that play with the idea of Christmas, that we’ve found comforting when we’re feeling naughty…and when we’re feeling nice. Be sure to add your own favorites in the comments!

 

Soem Kind of Fairy Tale Graham JoyceSome Kind of Fairy Tale by Graham Joyce (Knopf Doubleday)

At the age of 15, Tara Martin disappears, leaving behind a devastated family. 20 years later, on Christmas Day, she returns, having only aged six months and claiming that she was visiting the parallel world of the fae. Some Kind of Fairy Tale focuses in on the emotional impact of Tara’s return, and raises questions as to the fluid nature of memory when scarred by abuse. Has Tara fabricated a story about the fae to recategorize a painful experience? Or is she telling the truth? How do we treat people when we re-cast them as victims in our viewpoint? Joyce’s novel is a powerful tale, and while we can’t give away the ending, the questions that the book’s story raises puts it firmly in the Naughty pile. Read our review by Niall Alexander here.

 

NOS4A2 Joe HillNOS4A2 by Joe Hill (HarperCollins)

Joe Hill’s NOS4A2 is fascinating in that it both does and does not take place during Christmas. By playing with this in-between space, Hill gets to have his cake and eat it, too, evoking Christmas while simultaneously gorging on Christmas until it loses all meaning. Our review of it by Alex Brown explains:

Nestled high in the mountains of central Colorado is a house of death with a hidden door to another world, Christmasland. It is a fantasy realm accessible only through the psychotic mind of Charles Manx and his malevolent Wraith, a 1938 Rolls Royce with the vanity plate NOS4A2. Charlie Manx lives for amusements and loves children (or, more accurately, loves their innocence and unconditional admiration) so boundlessly that everything else is drained away.

NOS4A2 is so nice that it turns inside out and becomes Naughty. Very naughty.

 

The Dark is Rising Susan CooperThe Dark is Rising by Susan Cooper (Margaret K. McElderry Books)

In the early 1970s, author Susan Cooper released The Dark Is Rising fantasy series, a five-book series aimed at young adults and which, much like the Narnia series, was meant as a stepping stone into heavier fantasy fare. (Mari Ness recaps and reviews the whole series right here.) The second book in the series, The Dark Is Rising, takes an interesting turn in that it uses the celebration of Christmas in the real world as the main source of hope for our fantasy heroes. Usually fantasy narratives are about restoring hope to an imaginary world in order to feel better about the problems in our own. In Susan Cooper’s series, that trope is reversed. This one’s definitely on the Nice list.

 

Winter’s TaleWinter's Tale Mark Helprin by Mark Helprin (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt)

Mark Helprin’s literary near-classic book Winter’s Tale can be very polarizing. (Get it? Because winter and polar and…I’ll show myself out.) It offers readers archetypes instead of legitimate characters, so when those characters push the plot forward it often feels as if their motivation comes out of nowhere. This kind of storytelling frustrated our reviewer Chris Lough, who wrote a personal essay reviewing the book, but even he had to admit that Helprin’s Winter’s Tale is a beautiful, gorgeous novel that should be required reading. Helprin’s prose makes you feel that blast of winter wind, that cozy Christmas day, that welling up of goodwill that makes your insides shake with joy. The plot makes no sense, but the book is essentially Christmas bound up into words. It’s very, very Nice.

 

The Great Stephen King Re-read: Pet Sematary
The Great Stephen King Re-read: Pet Sematary

Pet Semetary by Stephen King (Pocket Books)

It’s easy to forget that Stephen King’s classic horror tale takes place during Christmas, mostly because it’s kind of an insane book that was only published begrudgingly. Grady Hendrix digs through the novel’s bizarre history here:

On Thanksgiving Day a car killed his daughter’s cat, Smucky, leaving her so upset that King considered telling her that the cat had run away instead. Smucky was buried with full honors at the local pet sematary (misspelled in the original sign) maintained by a group of neighborhood children. The “sematary” had been created communally years before, it was located up a wooded path behind the King’s house, and it was so quiet that King would sometimes take a lawn chair out there to sit and write.

Christmas only really comes in because Pet Semetary wants you to know that safety is an illusion, and Christmas is possibly the safest life event around. Pretty depressing, eh? This one’s definitely on the Naughty list.

 

The Life and Adventures of Santa ClausThe Life and Adventures of Santa Claus L. Frank Baum by L. Frank Baum (Penguin)

Did you know that the creator and chronicler of the Oz books once explained the origin of Santa Claus? It’s exactly what you’d expect, although Baum’s writing takes a decidedly more expository historical tone and eschews the whimsy that the author is classically known for. Just look at that cover on the Signet edition. This book is like taking a warm bath in Christmas with cookies for bubbles. It definitely goes on the Nice list.

 

Krampus: The Yule LordBrom Krampus the Yule Lord by Brom

Naughty. Naughty naughty naughty. Krampus lives to bring pain upon the naughty (and nice things to those who are truly nice, but most of the folks he finds aren’t nice, so…) and artist/writer Brom visualizes and expands his mythology with a terrifying exactness. Krampus is chilling, fascinating, dare we say it…thrilling. Mordicai Knode gets into the myth of Krampus here, if you want to know more.

 

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The Polar Express by Chris Van Allsburg (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt)

This childhood classic deserves a spot on a gold-plated Nice list, no question. It’s charming without being condescending, a Christmas tale that’s less about what you believe than the power of that belief. If you don’t believe us, read Emmet Asher-Perrin’s piece on the existence of Santa and the significance of bells that don’t ring.

 

Art by Greg Ruth
Art by Greg Ruth

Let the Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist (St. Martin’s Press)

With such a chilling title, you know this book is bound for the Naughty list. On the one hand, you have poor, bullied Oskar and his new friend Eli, who seems to understand him in a way no one else does. But as the two become friends, and Oskar learns about both the circumstances that turned Eli into a vampire centuries ago, as well as how Eli stays alive now, this story turns darker than fresh-drunk blood. The backdrop of snowfall and twinkling lights—the setting of Christmas, a time of family and forgiveness—is even more disturbing contrasted with the cycle of death that surrounds Oskar and Eli’s friendship.

 

blue-carbuncle

The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle” by Arthur Conan Doyle

John Watson would be remiss if he did not note that Christmas crime seems to instill a bit of the holiday spirit in Sherlock Holmes: Not only does he save an ex-con from serving time for a theft he didn’t commit, but Holmes also decides to spare the real thief, to save him from continuing in a life of hardened crime. And in one version of the story, the eponymous Blue Carbuncle goes toward setting up a trust fund for none other than the Baker Street Irregulars! This story is so Nice it even makes its characters that way. Read it here!

 

a-christmas-carol-bookA Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

Dickens’ classic carol has become shorthand for the tale of a man’s redemption, for giving “bah humbug” the power to transform into “God bless us, everyone!” But is Dickens’ tale so embedded in our culture that we forget the means by which Ebenezer Scrooge comes to reevaluate his life? We’re talking multiple ghost hauntings, a trip through all of his life’s regrets, and a future where the only reaction to his death is his debtors cheering that they get a few more days’ reprieve. When you have to kill a child—even in an alternate universe—to get your point across, it’s difficult to see that as entirely uplifting. A Christmas Carol is Naughty disguised as Nice.

 

The Nightmare Before Christmas poem illustration

The Nightmare Before Christmas by Tim Burton

Not unlike The Polar Express, Burton’s poem-turned-unforgettable animated film holds the power of belief above what you actually do with that belief. Who says that a skeleton Pumpkin King can’t be Santa Claus one year? And just like Jack’s well-meaning but terrifying presents to children of vampire teddy bears, decapitated heads, and living wreaths, the film presents a touching message in a creepy package: the holiday spirit belongs to all of us, and the best way to celebrate is to make the night special for everyone else. Just listen to the original poem, narrated by Christopher Lee! The Nightmare Before Christmas is Nice disguised as Naughty.

 

The Bishop’s WifeThe Bishop's Wife Robert Nathan by Robert Nathan

When are stories of interfering angels not uplifting? (Unless it’s that Nicolas Cage movie City of Angels. Pro tip: Most Nicolas Cage movies are probably not uplifting.) In Nathan’s book, bishop Henry Brougham prays to God for guidance in building a “great” cathedral for his parishioners, but what he gets is Michael, a handsome angel who takes up the position of archdeacon to help fulfill Henry’s goal. However, acting like a mortal has Michael experiencing some very human emotions: unease over manipulating wealthy parishioners, and a slow-blooming love for Julia. Yet despite these hurdles, the story is ultimately a bittersweet one, with an emphasis on the sweet: By the time Michael’s mission comes to an end, he’s changed the entire community for the better. It’s also universal enough that both Cary Grant and Denzel Washington have played the angel (called Dudley, which is already funnier) in the film versions. Nice like whoa.

 

Terry Pratchett Discworld HogfatherHogfather by Terry Pratchett (HarperCollins)

For his 20th Discworld novel, Pratchett turned his satire to Old Saint Nick, except in the Discworld universe he’s known as the Hogfather. When the Assassin’s Guild puts a hit out on this mythical, gift-giving figure, Death must attempt to take up his figurative and literal reins. But when Death starts taking children’s wishes too literally, his granddaughter Susan must step in, battle bogeymen that are invading children’s dreams, and set everything right. Just as the holidays can be equal parts depressing and joyous, Pratchett’s deconstruction of the Santa myth finds its humor in light and dark places. Appropriately, Hogfather is Naughty and Nice in offering readers a complete viewpoint on Christmas. We would expect nothing less from Discworld and the late, great Terry Pratchett.

Bridget McGovern, Emmet Asher-Perrin, Irene Gallo, Sarah Tolf, and Leah Schnelbach contributed to this article.

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9 years ago

Glad to see Hogfather represented here – its one of my favorite Christmas stories.  As it says, “There’s a song about him. It begins: You’d Better Watch Out … “

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9 years ago

Firmly in the Nice column, Lois McMaster Bujold’s Mirror Dance, which ends with a Winterfair dance:

“That’s the purpose of Winterfair, I think. To teach you… how to give on. Being Father Frost is the end game, isn’t it?”

 

And I think we can stretch the point for Katherine Addison’s The Goblin Emperor, who was also the Winter Emperor, just because it’s such a Nice book.

Old-school Christmas fantasy, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight:

The king held Christmas court in Camelot….

when a stranger walked into the hall–

They stared at his complexion,

The oddest face they’d seen,

He bore it to perfection,

But ’twas completely green.

 

Which of course brings us to John M. Ford’s lovely poem, “Winter Solstice, Camelot Station.”

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Hail
9 years ago

I’m so glad to see the Hogfather too. It’s been my Christmas life jacket a few times. After all… “Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.” 

 

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dsimon
9 years ago

I have to mention my favorite piece of fantastic Christmas fiction: Santa Steps Out by Robert Devereaux. You will never look at Santa Claus (or the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny) the same way again.

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Shanna Swendson
9 years ago

What about Doomsday Book by Connie Willis? Although it can be pretty harrowing (the Black Death, an influenza epidemic), I think it ultimately comes down on the Nice side because it really is about hope and finding that Christmas spirit in some individuals even in the worst of times. The medieval side of the Christmas events is almost magical in its simplicity, and meanwhile the near-future side has some laugh-out-loud funny bits, even in the midst of crisis.

In fact, I think I need to re-read this now.

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shellywb
9 years ago

I always think of Narnia when I think of Father Christmas in books.

A kid’s book involving Santa is Nicholas St North and the Battle of the Nightmare King. It’s part of that Guardians series that the Jack Frost movie from a couple of years ago was based on.  This book tells of the St. Nick’s origins. It’s fun.

 

 

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Saavik
9 years ago

OK, we geeks like Sherlock Holmes, but the Blue Carbuncle is a short story with no SF/F elements of which I am aware. And don’t talk to me about “the spirit of Christmas,” unless it’s ectoplasmically present.

@5, I strongly second Connie Willis’s Doomsday Book, which Jo Walton said she re-reads regularly at Christmastime. @6, I was just going to mention the Father Christmas scene in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe myself.

Other than those, my favorite SF/F Christmas literature is all short stories: Connie Willis’s very funny “Miracle” (and others of hers), Sarah Hoyt’s “Shepherds and Wolves”, Madeleine Robins’ “Bedlam Inn”, Oliver Onions’ “The Ether Hogs”, all Nice, and Joan Aiken’s “The Ferry” and Jan Mark’s excellent “Welcome, Yule”, not entirely Nice. I also like Janet Kagan’s “Christmas Wingding”, though I don’t believe it stands on its own so well, if you haven’t read Mirabile. I’ve always thought Frederik Pohl’s “Happy Birthday, Dear Jesus” would be a fun one to teach to a high school class, asking them to reflect on how it does and does not predict the commercialist Christmas of the future in which we now live.

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Nick Alcock
9 years ago

Nobody’s yet mentioned Adam Roberts’s fabulous and demented I Am Scrooge: A Zombie Story for Christmas, in fetching bloodstained cover…

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9 years ago

I am (re)reading “Krampus” right now, actually! It’s quickly become a holiday favorite. Highly recommended it you want to turn the legend of Santa on its head. (Santa is from the line of Odin, and Krampus from Loki, you want family dysfunction? God level dysfunction.)

John C. Bunnell
9 years ago

I cannot resist, in this context, mentioning my all-time favorite sequel/homage to Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.  The novelette is called “The Marley Case”, written by the late Linda Haldeman (no relation to Joe) and first published in Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine (December 1982), in which it was the cover story.  It’s an altogether charming, deceptively light yarn that addresses the question of just what happened to Jacob Marley those seven years past.  Let me give you a short excerpt from a particularly memorable sequence:

…this was stuff I knew about, and I couldn’t let a gaffe like that pass.

“I’m sorry,” I said to Christmas Past, who still floated on my right.  “You just can’t do that.”

“I beg your pardon?” said the courteous Spirit.

“Anachronism.  Blatant, bald-faced anachronism.  Gilbert wrote The Sorcerer in 1877.  This is supposed to be the London of 1836.  Gilbert was born in 1836!  Now, how do you explain that away?”

“Elementary,” said the Ghost.  “It’s an old established family firm.  The present proprietor is Gilbert’s sorcerer’s grandfather.”

“That’s ridiculous.  How could the company exist before its author had invented it?  You can’t do that, even in fiction.”

“You can do anything in fiction as long as you’re consistent,” the Ghost explained with a great show of patience.  And once something, a place, a character, is conceived, it acquires an existence of its own — a past, a present, and a future.”

I laughed.  “What a cop-out.  Are you trying to tell me there’s no difference between flesh-and-blood historical reality and — and the figment of somebody’s imagination?”

“My dear sir,” the Spirit replied, “we are all figments of Somebody’s imagination.”

As far as I can tell, the story was reprinted three times in anthologies derived from the AHMM archives (most notably in a 1990 compilation called Mystery for Christmas) but isn’t otherwise generally available.  Which is a great shame, because for my money it’s well worth an annual reread and may just qualify as a minor classic.

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Raven
9 years ago

Glad to see Pratchett and Dickens on the list.

I would also add Naughty or Nice: A Holiday Anthology by Kevin J. Anderson, et. al. And I just had a holiday collection released with 3 other authors entitled Joy to the Worlds: Mysterious Speculative Fiction for the Holidays, so I have to mention that.

 

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David Gatwood
9 years ago

I couldn’t help but notice that everything seems to fall squarely in the Fantasy category.  Anybody know of any actual Christmas sci-fi in print form?  (Besides my own obscure short story, that is.)

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9 years ago

@12: David G. Hartwell’s anthology Christmas Stars is a good survey of festive short SF.